Huge new development

I would like to start my third blog by thanking my regular readers who have made this blog, to my knowledge, the most viewed on wordpress over the last 48 hours with over 20,000 visitors.

This just merely highlights the fact that there is an appetite within Scottish football for the kind of investigative journalism that MSM won’t print and Lie-well won’t allow.

I’m getting closer to the facts. We have already on our twitter blog shown, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Celtic duped the SFL, the SFA and HMRC on 23 April 1988 when they declared an attendance of 60,000 for this match only for a board member to later concede, off the record, that the actual crowd was over 72,000.

This was one isolated match but if this kind of malpractice is the norm at Celtic the consequences could be far reaching.

The only concern we have with investing too much time in this investigation is that following the demise of the club in 1994 we are unsure what the legal status is on whether tax liabilities for Celtic Football & Athletic Club 1888 can be transferred over to Celtic PLC 1994?

The whole duped attendance saga therefore could be a potential red herring.

What is most certainly NOT a red herring is the dubious links between Dermot Desmond, Celtic FC, the Irish state and China.

Following some intensive detective work into this link my searches, both on google and at the Mitchell Library returned a number of different routes of enquiry. They all however ended up at one destination.

SHANGHAI SHUFFLE ON BATH STREET!

And so by foot I marched across the flyway on the M8 from the Mitchell Library to Charring Cross and up Bath Street to staunchly stand outside Shanghai Shuffle, take out my iPhone, and tweet for Dermot Desmond to come outside and face the music.

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As time passed it became clear that Desmond was rumbled as he was not coming out. I began to have a closer look at what I believe is the headquarters for the as of yet unknown conspiracy between Celtic, the Irish State, China, Zheng Zhi, the Keane’s, Dermot Desmond, Chris Killen, Du Wei and Derek Riordan… it is then that I uncovered a bomb shell that shook my investigation to it’s core as you can see by the picture below!!

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Yes! Shanghai Shuffle, the home of the probable Celtic/China/Ireland/possibly Vatican conspiracy, is on the corner of Bath Street and HOLLAND STREET! Yes. HOLLAND STREET. As in the fatherland of Oranje. The home of our forefathers. The site of the Boyne. The sacred ground where Pope James was banished from the land by William of Orange and his white stallion. The home land of Tulips and the home of Protestantism and Bert Konterman! Yes you read it right… HOLLAND STREET!

But what does this mean? As of yet I have no idea!…. BUT!!!

It’s far too big a coincidence to be a coincidence!!!

I’ll be doing some research into Holland Street over the weekend and I’ll be returning there on Monday to rattle some cages of the Rangers haters who, with possibly the help of the Chinese, are out to destroy our club.

Before I go just to let fellow bears know that Union Jack flags are to be put on sale at the turnstiles for £2 on Sunday for the Old Firm match.

Make sure you bring £2 in change to stop queues and remember, for your two quid you are not only saving the club but you’re going to see Timmy’s priceless face as we wave our Union Jacks and show him, for all his hatred, that we will never “wok” away!

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61 Responses to Huge new development

  1. Sannabhoy says:

    Mwahaha

  2. Scott says:

    Brilliant stuff! Some genius comedy in there. This Rangers tax case has really brought out the banter in the Celtic fans and the Celtic Tax Case blog is up there with the best!
    Keep it coming. I’m loving this stuff! Holland Street! Pure genius!

  3. super_sammy says:

    Sort that GREEN BLOB next to my name CTC we don’t do GREEN or are you just a whoosh Timmy like some of the Vanguard Bears and the Royal Loyal are hinting at?

    You get it sorted m8

  4. super_sammy says:

    And another thing – it is we don’t walk away not – wok – away tube.What school did you go too?

  5. BobbyRussell says:

    That`ll be orange woks getting banned by FF now
    We don`t `shuffle` away

  6. Frallan says:

    Brilliant! Not only Holland St but where Holland St meets Bath street – another clear link to the great unwashed!?

  7. NoPopeOfLome says:

    Herro herro, ret me terr you we that the China is no with the ilerand or the Desmond Delmott. Me royar to the Langers and King Biree. No sullendel !!!!

  8. super_sammy says:

    CTC

    Get your nut outa your anus laddie and get after that Lord Paddy that hus just sunk all our yesterdays.

    Who’s gonna buy us now when we pledge 100 million and only raise 100 thousand and ticketedus own all the seats at scotlands only seven star stadium. Whose gonna turn up and fly the flags and stay to the end of the bears v Elderslie. See that Paul Murray he’s Craig Whytes snotters.

  9. super_sammy says:

    ctc

    that GREEN BLOB is gettin on ma tits.

  10. Stairheedrammy says:

    Genius CTC- credit where its due, you really are on to us timmites and our plans for global domination alongside our Chinese partners- all you need is wee wullie bluenose doing the soundtrack to this to make it a pulitzer prize winner

  11. super_sammy says:

    A wee bit of our crowns culture for the bheggar tims

    Rule Britannia – Last night of the Proms

  12. super_sammy says:

    ctc

    come on m8 yur really really doing ma nut in now gonna get shot of that GREEN BLOB.

  13. Bernie says:

    Absolute genius at work here. You are a legend mate, keep it up. ktf…

  14. Kevstar says:

    Hahaha feckin brilliant, wok away

  15. super_sammy says:

    What is going on CTC, Kevstar is a freekin streakin not so under the radar tim and yet he gets a blue blob and I GET A GREEN ONE.????

  16. super_sammy says:

    CTC, mate come on – bearus to bearus, what have I done to piss you off. I can point you in the direction of some pretty damming stuff. I have info on some of those left wing nutters on cqn and rtc too but if you don’t wind your neck in and get that GREEN BLOB that lukes like a pluke on my heid every time I post out of my life, I’m going to have the bears from sweep1888 have a wee look into your credit rating.

    GET IT SORTED. No green on our turf.

    I’ve got my one eye on you. Lost the other one to an exploding egg round at Kirkie’s gaff.

    • Mr Ray N. Jerrs says:

      Seriously, stop greeting about the “green blob” its infuriating, coming on here thinking there’s decent comments to read and its your relentless dross.

      • super_sammy says:

        you are for real, really how stupid are you. Oh yeah, that much – now that is stupid talking to your screen.

  17. Douglas Castle says:

    With this shellik/china connection coming to light does this mean they do do wokking away?

  18. Mr Mansfield says:

    Looks like Super Sammy is a little miffed.

    Wok a shame :>))))

  19. Bruce6y says:

    You’re my hero.

    That’s all.

  20. Anne Widdecombe says:

    Jesus H F*cking Christ…

    This story is potentially bigger than Kris Common’s arse!!!!!!

    • DannyFishchargeEsq says:

      Aye , but not as big as Ally’s arse , or the tax bill or the debt . Or the amount of torn-faced Williams and bettys .

      Great blog though , funny as f*ck .

  21. ghorillaguy says:

    Genius!

  22. Hugh says:

    Declan, you rascal

  23. Mr Mansfield says:

    Aye, it took me ages to think that one up.

    On par with what is happening to your club, they won’t be around for ages, infact I will wager you there won’t be any huns playing in scotland next season.
    No more bares, just think, oh the feckin joy.

    • super_sammy says:

      your a candidate for Comedy Mastermind mate and it wold help your case if you learnt how to spell correctally.

      Sticks and stones buddie, even if we die we will still be the people and you’ll no ever be the people becasue even if we’re deid we were the people before you. Same old smelik always second.

      • ghorillaguy says:

        No Sammy, you would then be “We Were The People” (WWTP) or “We’re The People” (WTP) as opposed to “We Are The Peepil” (WATP)

        Just think of it like The Trustees Savings Bank. It is no longer TSB it’s Lloyds.

        Lloyds TSB! (remember them?)

        They put the 2012 into The Rangers 2012. No longer the Peepil but a new Peepil. Think of it like frog spawn. And a tadpole becomes a frog! Except not a green frog obviously!

  24. David says:

    Hahaha! You’re a champion. Love it.

  25. Nathan R. Jessup says:

    Shanghai Shuffle’s legal triad team are on your case, Leggat, you pish-stained old alkie.

    You have the weekend to drop any reference to them.

    • Bigoos O` Penn says:

      Keep servin it up tae yon Taigs. They`re tremblin like jellies at the thought of us draggin them doon tae Div 3 along wi us. Ah blame the schools.

  26. David says:

    Celtic Taxcase ‏ @CelticTaxcase
    “@OfficialNeil: Seems 50/50.gonna plump for Chinese…have a great Friday night …talk tomorrow” Game set and fuxking match. #rumbledlennon

    ——

    Best thing I’ve ever seen on twitter! Side is still hurting. You’re a legend in my eyes!

  27. Pm says:

    What an utter pile of shite!

  28. Bill Struth says:

    Holland St is also home to the State Bar – once owned by none other than Sir Wattie of the Waistcoat. Curiouser and curiouser. What is going on here?

  29. President Hu Jintao says:

    My people only use the finest Murray International steel orange woks. In my country of the Great Republic of China my favourite comedy was ” The Young Ones” Now me prefer CTC, he is comedy gold. Next time i will get the Chinese Empire behind you and we can find out if Bob Kelly was the shooter behind the grassy knoll as i and my fellow Chinamen heard he was going to ban a Glasgow Celtic trip to USA.

  30. John Macleod says:

    Absolutely brilliant! ….. Super Sammy is the icing on the cake, haven’t laughed so much since Valentines day. I must nip down to the local Chinese takeaway (The Lucky 888) and suggest they add a 1 to the 888 lmao 🙂

  31. hitch22 says:

    Fuckin superb mate, love it,the chinese conspiricy is magic, what about when the UK handed over Hong Kong? it was done with the insider knowledge , Dermot Desmond had close ties there(Banking,Airports,Samarui Swords and Mizuno(koki)Sports) and he gets 1st dibs on any players to come to the UK, heard anything?

  32. doubledunt says:

    great stuff,you will never”wok”alone…

  33. thembeatles says:

    Shit, so this is real then? I thought it was just a wind up! Need to light a candle on Sunday for the tic

  34. Helmski says:

    This things got mair twists and turns than tommy burns. Or Fat sallys chins

  35. Helmski says:

    CQN I think you have a new competitor for my daily blog fix

  36. BhoyJoe says:

    QUALITY ..Keep up the Good Wok lol

  37. Rosie Webster off of Coronation Street says:

    An interesting read.
    But your haphazard deployment of ellipses in the line “But what does this mean? As of yet I have no idea!…. BUT!!!” has left your theory looking somewhat Incredible don’t you think?

  38. Buddy Morrisey says:

    Celtictaxcase

    Let’s hope you wont shirk from the link between Celtic their under recorded tax bills and the Vatican Bank. You won’t will you ?

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  40. Patrick McKenzie says:

    your 20000 views are Celtic fans laughing at you

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