As I’ve said from day one on this blog, this is not rangerstaxcase!
I will not lower myself to months after months of whataboutery with little fact to back up outlandish lies like the aforementioned blog has been doing for the last year. I want to distance myself as much from that particular kind of “journalism” as possible.
What you get here is what you see. Cold hard facts, laid bare in front of you.
Now talking of facts I will give a quick summary of the previous blogs for those who’re not regular readers:
FIrst blog (https://celtictaxcase.wordpress.com/2012/03/22/first-blog/)
Details some discrepancies in Celtic’s financial model. Raises questions and searches for answers.
Celtic, Ireland and China… Squeaky bum time (https://celtictaxcase.wordpress.com/2012/03/22/celtic-ireland-and-china-squeaky-bum-time/)
Identifying a clear link between Celtic, Ireland and China and asking. What is this all about? Beginning to peal the layers of this conspiracy off one by one.
Huge New Development (https://celtictaxcase.wordpress.com/2012/03/23/huge-new-development/)
Travelling to Shanghai Shuffle in Glasgow in the search of answers. Uncovering a possible inside agent working out of HOLLAND STREET. Asking the big questions and searching for more answers to more bigger questions which arise from answering the aforementioned big question, still with me?
It’s Walter (https://celtictaxcase.wordpress.com/2012/03/23/its-walter/)
Discovering Walters uncomfortable relationship with the man masquerading as a “clown” on bluenose.co.uk Trying to uncover what led Sir Walter to do the dirty on us and join up with this Celtichina conspiracy.
Now that we’ve cleared up the past it’s time to move into what I’ve been doing the last few days.
Followers of my very successful Twitter account (@celtictaxcase) will know that I’ve been quite quiet as of late as I piece together the final pieces of a very puzzling jigsaw that links people from the worlds of business, sport, politics and religion to try and answer the question – just what have Celtic been up to and what punishment should be dished out!?
From what I’ve uncovered so far the answers those questions are a/ they’ve been up to no good and b/ they should be punished by any means that the SFA, SPL and anyone else who has the power to punish them have at their disposal.
Now… I looked back through the history books and found the roots of the soon to be biggest scandal to ever hit Scottish football started back in 1979 when I discover a friendly match that took place at Celtic Park.
Who were the visitors to Celtic Park I hear you ask? Surely not I hear you say to yourself? Maybe this Bear wasn’t bonkers I hear Declan whisper as he squirms? Yes! You guessed it! The opponents were none other than… China!
The evidence of this match is clearly shown in the match programme above. Wednesday 8th of August at Celtic Park. Celtic versus China. And can you guess who are the only other international side to face Celtic?
Yep you got it in one. The Republic of Ireland (twice)!!
(one would also happen to question whether it’s merely coincidence that the China game was played on the game was played on the same day as the birth of IRISH defender Alan Maybury who happens to play for St Johnstone… Who happen to have a Catholicish sounding name and who happen to have signed a former Celtic player who has just came back from China, Derek Riordan).
Having managed to obtain a copy of this programme I done some digging around the Mitchell Library and found that Mr Danny McGrain, who appeared in the cover of this Celtichina propoganda magazine posing as a match programme as shown above, bore more than a striking resemblance to the man I’ve identified as the mastermind behind this whole devious but as of yet undefined plot, Dermot Desmond.
Further investigations via Google and Wikipedia showed me that McGrain retired from football in 1988… Is it mearly a coincidence that it is impossible to find any documentary evidence suggesting the existence of Dermot Desmond is hard to find. Personally I don’t think so.
So what does this mean? Can it be true that the unthinkable may be thinkable? Can it be true that Danny McGrain is Dermot Desmond?
Well I think it’s only fair that I let everyone decide for yourself… they say a picture speaks more than a thousand words.
So what does this mean exactly and why is this such a big deal that McGrain and Desmond are the same entity? (If it’s not true then why am I not being sued, Dermot??)
Well.. Here’s the deal… Danny McGrains official biography, Danny McGrain In Sunshine Or In Shadow (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iFvScp4jL._SL500_AA300_.jpg) is written by Scottish journalist Hugh Keevins.
And wait for the sound of the smoking gun going bang bang as I, to steel the mans own words, “exclusively reveal..”
Hugh Keevins brother is a PRIEST! (https://www.google.co.uk/#hl=en&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&q=hugh+keevins+brother+priest&oq=hugh+keevins+brother+priest&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=hp.3…7743l9239l1l9368l9l8l1l0l0l0l107l614l7j1l9l0.frgbld.&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=b721e7c481905d3&biw=1366&bih=667)!!!
So there we have it… Part 1 down and a clear, undeniable and unbroken link between Celtic, China, Dermot Desmond/Danny McGrain and the Catholic Church has been established as FACT!
On the next blog I will reveal shocking details of the role Walter Smith and the man masquerading as a clown play in all of this and get closer to answering the questions on everyones lips…
WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS? WHY CHINA? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?
Speak to you soon bloggers.
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brilliant
You are indeed the Erza Lieberman of the world of Scottish football, but er. . .uncovering. . . the bhoys from . . .um . . China, not . . em . . .Brazil. Brilliantly researched work. No stone left unturned as we, your faithful followers, have come to expect. Makes that Alex Thompson seem like the gossip and hearsay touting amateur that he isn’t. Keep it up.
I think the phrase a picture paints a thousand words is a Chinese proverb……..
wasn’t it you who once said:
man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day
ctc
Who’s in trouble for financial dealings in front of the Mahon Tribunal?
Sure it’s none other than Dermot “McGrain” Desmond’s auld CHINA, Bertie Ahern.
The news is that Bertie has just resigned his membership of FF but I don’t know what his log-in name was, Maybe Dingwall knows.
Keep up the detective work. Timmy is collapsing in a heap. Big Kyle Laugherty told me this.
You’re being laughed at mate. A complete joke figure.
Lisbon v Barcalona
Seville v Manchester
Rangers Tax Case v Celtic Tax Case
RFC(IA) try to emulate CFC at every turn and make an arse of yourselves at every turn.
Oh dear!
CTC
I’m glad you are now recognising DECLAN and The Vatican’s roll in this too.
Keep joining the splodges.
Can you also take a wee look into the links between Switzerland the LARGE HADRON COLLIDER, anti-matter and The Swiss Guard, The Vatican, China, Celtic, Ireland, Danny McGrain, Dermott Desmond and Archbishop Desmond Tutto. It’s just a hunch but if you lift the carpet your bound to find the bugs. Remember! Chinese people eat bugs.
Hugely entertaining I must say old bean, hugely entertaining.
You missed out the other international side to face Celtic…SCOTLAND!!!
The Alan Rough testimonial. I attended as a lad with my Dad. Roughie played for both sides if I recall correctly.
Keep up the good work, the bears are counting on you, on all 12 fingers no less!
Glad my info was useful to you. Fee to the usual place -offshore bank account.
Brilliant expose of the triage of timothy duplicity
Was Desmond Mcgrain in anyway involved in the opium trade regaurds China?
serious questions have to be asked declan, and Im sure like John Pilger
You will leave no leaves left on the trees
Celtictaxcase
Can I join your team? As you can see by my name I used to play for Rangers in the 70s, therefore I want to see justice done to Celtic like it`s being done to us. I have been following your case closely and decided to do a wee bit of digging myself. What I uncovered was simply mindblowing. It relates to Danny McGrain who became Dermot Desmond. Wait until you see this!!!!!! Dermot Desmond is an anagram of ODD RED MOMENTS. Communists, which Chinese people are, are also known as Reds. There you have the RED part! It gets better. 5. That is the number five. 5 is an odd number!! There we have the ODD part. What, I hear you ask, has moments got to do with this?? I am about to blow you out of the water. Again, in the 70s when I played for Rangers, there was also a band playing, who were called Moments and Whatnauts. There you have the MOMENTS part! Just to put the icing on the cake, their biggest hit was known as Girls. One line in the song went along the lines of “Girls – super fine, mighty fine, sugar and spice
Everything nice – ah-hah-hah” Think of one of those words……….got it yet? If not, i`ll tell you.
SPICE. Add that to that number I uncovered earlier which is 5, turn them round and you have 5 SPICE!! 5 SPICE is used extensively in Chinese Cooking!
Time to bring in the Fraud Squad, wouldn`t you agree. I`m excited, I feel a New Years honour coming on for me. I think we could be good together.
A Chinese New Year honour?
The gun is getting smokier by the barrel
This is great! I new the basyards were uo to something but I diddy no wat? We must keep the truth out there!!
Well done! So according to you, Dermot Desmond actually led a dual Bruce Wayne style life until 1988: by day he was Danny McGrain, by night he was an Irish business tycoon. Wow. And also, this game against China was deliberately set to coincide with Alan Maybury’s Catholic birth, who, because he plays for a team with “Saint” in the name, are also allied to the Vatican. Your logic is frightening. As I’ve said on twitter, feel free to have a look at my blog if you ever want tips on how to start writing impartially. Actually, a better starting point for you in this case might be the picture books in the children’s corner of the library.
I’m enjoying how much the deliberate stupidity of this blog is bringing out the genuine stupidity in others… brilliant!
Sorry, but this really isn’t funny at all. A complete waste of your time 🙂
lolololololololololololololololololololo….. Anybody that actually believes this stuff needs sectioned lol gave me a good laugh
They are being found out now keep up the great work mate WATP
You are unwell my friend
Brilliant stuff CTC Timmy cant sleep easy in his bed with you around. However I think you should investigate the role that Hughie Green played in the 28000 (aye right) attendances given ,for example the ECQF V Real Madrid in 1980. Hughie Green is the key to this along with Ali Bongo the magician. I am sending you a fiver do nothing until you hear from me again.
Sir Nickie
6-1 to Celtic. A joyous day 🙂
stop digging, youre getting to close
you will ruin celtic ,ease off please
Thanks for the cash re my revelation about Celtic playing China. As I have told you it’s essential to watch the money and tie up the connections. The scots media is too lazy or stupid to do this.
A question-
what happened 16 years earlier to the very day Celtic played china ?
Think Ronnie Biggs. Ok are you watching the money. Good. It disappeared. Where to ? Brazil that’s where. Which football ground was Ronnie often at ? Gremio Fc.
Which country bailed out the Brazilian economy on more than one occasion (watch the money now).Yes, the Chinese. Get the drift here?
Which country did John barnes sign Rafael scheidt from ? Brazil.
From which club ?
(make the connections and watch the money now). Gremio.
How much was paid and how much was never recovered from the great train robbery? Hmmm.
Watch the money. Was it cash at the turnstiles when Celtic played China?
Clever but not that clever I think.
Finally for you rabid lunatic Neil Lennon haters out there, I merely note that the leader of the train robbers known as the ” ulsterman” was never caught. Hmnn. The sfa ,with anEdinburgh jury on standby, are opening up the case however.
🙂
The utter revelationousness of a story that really is the final straw that’s nailed the mast to the camel’s back. Not once, not twice, but two times I read this and was truly taken abackedness of the elevations you put forth in the story that you’ve written to reveal the truthfulousness of the story.
Follow the rice trail from Shanghai Shuffles and it will lead you to sordid misdeeds involving 5000 year old Catholic rituals,ancient Chinese paper crafting and Russian Orthodox priestology resulting in more twisted turns than a swingometer and is truly arMCGEADYon. Think football, think transfers, think cash for transfers, think cash for transfers in football for footballers…
Three men in a boat and one jumped out; there were two left.
Think about it…
Bill did one jump out because the other two had Bejing Belly?
Danny McGrain is also diabetic, which means he takes insulin which is a drug, and he done this with the full knowledge and consent of the Celtic management team. I also know that he would regularly swap his insulin for opium that he would obtain from the same Chinese contact that now runs the karaoke in Shanghai Shuffles. Davie the hood would also supply copy cd’s to the same guy. Follow the trail and it will take you there…
Thanks CTC, I just knew there was a link between CFC and China. I was in the Red Panda last week and one of them was actually in there buying takeaway. I knew it was one of them as he asked for a number 19 (Spring Rolls) and a number 67 (Kung Po Chicken). I think we should boycott all Chinese carryout shops from now on. No more Red Panda, Jade Garden or Golden Shower for me.
Hi, I’ve just moved in next door and was wondering if I could borrow some sugar…
If you know what I mean…
what about some coffee
Bill Struth was a wee oddity, with the eyes of a killer
and chomped on the boabie
Did you know RANGERS FOOTBALL CLUB is an anagram of: FOCN ALL RAT GOBBLERS
Follow the story and it will take you to the conclusion
Bill did you know that an of anagram of celtic fc is fickle cretins, well sort of give ot take a couple of letters.
Super-sammy, did you know your name was an anagram of Ream My Puss, without having to give or take ANY letters?
Fud
A wee bit of poetry for you mate
Bob your a nob.
Class eh?
go play with the boys on the Celtic sites
Ya total hun fud, this IS a Celtic site. Just that you Huns have your head so deep in the sand you can`t notice anything. The Big Hoose Must Stay Open ha ha ha ha
Bob ya nob simmer doon before you ave a heart attack, yer a nob, its like having a monster ploke on the end of yer hooter, not much you can do aboot it but hope every body you pass in the street is blind. But I doubt it. Whit a choob. This is a Celtic site.
Away an pay yer taxes so we can buy messi.
Just think when we come back as 1690 Cromwell FC aw those that pay threw the gate at yer hovel will be paying towards our warchest.
Even when yeez buy yer boverals half the money will come to us for the refurbishment of our 5 star stadium.
hehe whose a fud now nobbo?
You were born under a union jack, a union union jack, do you know where hell is its up the london road.
What will you do with yourself now? Heres an idea..why dont you do what the Jambos’ fans did and do something constructive to save your own club?