This blog was set up to highlight potential financial doping by Celtic Football Club. In less than 24 hours of painstaking research though my investigation has went way beyond financial doping and way beyond Celtic Football Club.
What I believe I have uncovered could be potentially explosive with Celtic FC used as a vehicle for some seriously dodgy dealings which would leave the clubs reputation in such tatters it would be damaged beyond repair and in need of being put to sleep like a lame race horse.
Let me give you a little bit of a history lesson…
01/09/2005 Du Wei (China captain) signs for Celtic / 15/12/2005 Roy Keane (Ireland captain) signs for Celtic
Coincidence? Maybe… But what is the old phrase? Lightening never strikes twice?
01/09/2009 Zheng Zhi (China captain) signs for Celtic / 31/01/2010 Robbie Keane (Ireland captain) signs for Celtic
But what does this mean???!!!
Regular readers of the blog will know all about my expose on Dermot Desmonds dealings with former Irish Taoiseach Charles Haughey and the well documented Moriarty Tribunal.
Further investigation has linked Charles Haughey to Ben Dunne (entrepreneur and inventory of Dunnes stores) who is allegedly looking to branch Dunnes Stores to the expanding market in China?
So what part does China, Ireland and Celtic play in this? Will the British tax payer who has recently bailed out Ireland be happy to find they are possibly maybe in cahoots with the Chinese?
Why were Chris Killen and Derek Riordan (both signed by Dermot Desmond) plying their trade in China?
What role do the Keane’s, Zheng Zhi and Du Wei have in all of this?
WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING!?
At the moment I do not know. I’m not going to get involved in whataboutery I will wait until I have actual solid reliable evidence before I accuse Mr Desmond or Celtic FC or China or Ireland or any wrong doing. All I know is that I can smell a rat a mile off in this who sordid web of deceit, lies and maybe backhanders too.
Be safe that I’m going to see this through to the end. Celtic, if they are involved in this potential alliance between the Irish Republic and China will struggle to ever recover. Remember bears…. The Boyne wasn’t won in a day. More digging for me tomorrow. FACT!
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While I applaud your efforts in having a look at some of Celtic’s dodgy dealings, I don’t think the People’s Republic of China, nor the Republic of Ireland for that matter are really arsed about what Celtic Football Club do. Certainly, signing an Irish captain (particularly for Celtic) and a Chinese captain (given the market size of China) makes good business sense, but from an international trade and relations point of view, I can’t see how there can be any connection. Most of the time, 2+2 does indeed =4.
Think you may be onto something here.
I know for a fact that Roy Keane one ate a Chinese Take-away!!!
The party just gets better & better!!!
Fantastic, if you had left it a few days them maybe, just maybe……….
I knew there was sumthin in this. Keep up the search for the truth.
Regular readers you’ve been up for 13 hours I’m the only regular reader and thats only co I’m stuck in my bed unwell, China? Ireland? what planet are you on pal you really need to stop this no i trully fear for your mental health, either get back on your medication or go see a doctor
hes havin A wind up ya numpty
That is genuis, true comedy genuis. The Boyne wasnt one in a day haha excellent, extra serving of jelly and ice cream for you sir!
you are defo on to something there Willy boy.Keep digging the truth47 will out
hahahahahahahaha
It never amazes me how pathetic a support you monkeys have. You have made all of this up, with no facts, lies, speculation and lies!! Please Please Please post more , best reading i have had all day
Hey, after about 35-40 solid seconds of painstaking digging i was able to find that the captain of China when Celtic signed Du Wei, was a chap called Li Weifeng, that the captain of the Republic of Ireland when Celtic signed Roy Keane was Kenny Cunningham, and infact, had Roy not retired from playing with Ireland by the time he was a Celtic player? And i was also able to find that the captain of China when Celtic signed Zheng Zhi, was infact Du Wei, which if you ask me, is a major smoking gun! I dunno what you are digging with but i suggest you get a better shovel.
P.s. Regarding one of your earlier tweets, Efrain Juarez never at any point has had any affiliation with Santos Laguna, he was signed from UNAM Pumas. 24 hours of painstaking research and the basics are all wrong. Try harder.
So will they go bust like the huns?? Imagine the embarrassment of being skint like those animals!!! lol
“So what part does China, Ireland and Celtic play in this?”
Isn’t this where you give us some explosive information, that will expose some dodgy dealings at Celtic, Bernstein?
Instead you give us a humiliating, “WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING! At the moment I do not know”
Wouldn’t it be a lot better if you wait until you have something concrete you can inform us of,, instead of making a fool of yourself by posting this embarrassing shite?
The only squeaky bum should be yours scoop, , wondering if you’ll EVER come up with a story
In the words of the great George Clinton, I’m laughing at you..
You don’t do irony much, do you?
I take it your reply is meant to be as much as a wind up as the post itself? Surely nobody’s that stoopid?
Lol this has to be a windup. Fac!t.
Bit of a cheek to mention British Tax Payers in this blog,considering your Club do not pay any !
Keep digging…hopefuly you end up in Australia you fuking MOONCAT!
FACT!
fuck that. we’ve got enogh bams wired to the moon down here. if you dig all the way to australia im gonna report you to diac
Hahaha, brilliant! Who would have thought Celtic and Ireland would be involved together! This is turning out to be the funniest blog site ever. Brilliant parody. I can’t wait to see Rangers’ fans responses to these posts, though surely they can’t be that stupid, can they?
Brilliant, old bean, simply soopoib, as they are heard to remark in little Italy and Hell’s Kitchen.
David Leggat may sue you though for using his patented template of gin-soaked helpings of sheer buffoonery with a twist of caps lock.
“WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING!?
At the moment I do not know.”
you just answered your own question you crackpot!
You must be off your head ya daft roaster!!
And I thought that us Celtic fans were paranoid!!
Away and get a grip
Ha Ha
Jeez you run a high risk of making even halfwits look inteligent,
its that bad really
And a small tip if you want to be taken seriously (although given the insane ramblings there is little chance of that!!)
USE A SPELL CHECK BEFORE PUBLISHING!!
If your a Celtic fan…..much kudos.
If your a ger then even more power to you…..your desperation…I can smell it from here….Keep up the good work, we already have agent whyte …you could be agent desperado
I think you may be onto something there.
If you factor in the rapid economic expansion of China in Africa in recent years, then hey presto, Celtic sign Victor Wanyama, (who is the nephew of the Kenyan Finance Minister and that is FACT) I think you are going some way to squaring the circle.
Keep up the pressure- fantastic blog and not one I will be walking away from any time soon.
Excellent work, keep digging. and I look forward to further blogs, this could go right to the core of the Irish economy
WAAAAHAAAA, simply mental, im stoned jst now and when i saw Killen,,,tears and a sore side,,the gift that keeps on giving…cheers pal
you are right about one thing, the battle of the Boyne was not won in a day, it lasted about 12 hours at the most… 🙂
Did you know that China’s Vice President was in Ireland for a “trade visit” a few weeks ago. I reckon China are looking to buy over Ireland to get a foothold in the EU.
May we live in interesting times.
@celtictaxcase have an explosive story for you that is complete dynamite
cant say much on here as to many pesky CQN folk might be watching
All I can say at this juncture is Goring, Lufftwaffe electricity bills floodlights,secret payments
Will be in touch with further revelations reguards BK and AH in 1940 Sealion say no more
The Hamilton Hess
Suggestions that there is something afoot, yet providing no evidence and having to ask their audience “what is happening” with a reply of ‘At the moment I do not know’, will make sure I don’t bother revisiting this blag, sorry blog ever again.
The best laugh I have had in ages, keep digging mi amigo, holding my breath as to what you will find next.
CTC,
Great blog. I really think you are on to something here. Questions should be asked of the Celtic board, present and past. As Home Office minister, John Reid made several visits to China but I think he may have been really there on Celtic business. I would like to know if Robbie Keane has a bank account in Beijing and if payments have been made from Celtic direct to his account without the knowledge of the SFA. This would be a serious breach of the rules and could lead to Cellic being stripped of their titles. Keep up the good work.
Mate septic never won the title when he was there!!!!
Ben Dunne got kicked of out Dunnes Stores after a Cocaine & Call Girl scandal,his sister Margaret Heffernan now calls the shots!!
Bad research Kid!
A little inside info on Robbie Keane.
He owns an appartment overlooking the par 3 golf course at Citywest, he paid cash for it, FACT
Brilliant stuff! You’re either a genius or a world class ment. Keep up the good work!
Rumour has it that some of the Celtic support have eaten Chinese takeaways and in Chinese restaurants! That in itself might not seem to add anything to the above blog, but when you take it in conjunction with the fact that some of them have also been known to drink BOTH Guinness and Irish whisky the plot really does thicken.
Are there any Chinese restaurants that sell Guinness?
Are there there any Guinness drinking Chinese people?
We need answers to the tie up between Guinness and Chinese restaurants given that Celtic supporters are known to be involved in consuming products from both!
Wait a minute-eating a takeaway in a restaurant. Surely that is against some kind of licensing law to do selling food to be taken away being eaten before it’s taken away or something I would imagine. Keep digging.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages-its been a while since I’ve laughed out loud after reading something.
Fair play boy! Give us a few more gems before you are sectioned.
i have evidence that Roy Keane and Derek Riordan were involved in a 3 way swap deal with China , Edinburgh Zoo and two panda bears
Now that realllllllly made me laugh out loud
haha i love you lot timmy’s face is priceless here, your sounding like a poor man’s Leggo. Keep up the good work and remember it’s aww timmy lies.
THE BIG HOOSE MUST STAY OPEN.
I used to have a frog. Does that count in any respect of the irregularities being shown for what they`re worth? Also, I was in an Irish restaurant once and the food was served on Bone China. Celtic had a player in the 70s called ?Jimmy Bone, and the 70s was just before the 80s I think, and some on here have said the 80s was when the attendance was 60,800 but it was busy and people where on the pitch. Nearly. and as you know a man once said on the telly, some people are on the pitch, they think it`s all over. It is now. The games a bogey, Cellick. We`ve found you out by smoking you out with a gun.
Brilliant!!!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!
Chapeau as they say on other, less credible blogs
Hahahaha…
Comedy genius. Love your work.
The little idiosyncrasies are spot on.
Still laughin….
CTC…
Celtic signed Jaurez and Izaguire last summer. Both from clubs Central America which is famous for shady drug cartels. Now after both signed in the same transfer window, Izzy was “injured” during the first half of this season and Jaurez was “out on loan” at the same time. Coincidence? Or could there be something more sinister?
Yes, completely sinister. Celtic must of paid Aberdeen to break Izaguirre’s ankle.
— Stewart Regan – Ronald Regan = B-movie star and former Chinese Dictator…gunpowder, treason and plot. Ogilvie, Campbell – soup – administrone. Castle Grant – Tradition – Customs, REvenue = Man-darin – Li-QUI-Date. —Ends—
Is Ben Dunne looking to expand to China from the grave? He died in 1983.
I sense a Pulitzer prize for this excellent blog ! Keep up the good work mate , they deserve what’s coming to them.
What an utter bellend u are mate, honestly get a life , reading in between the lines its plainly obvious u are a gers fan and your blog just put me over the edge ! Celtic n rangers fans/games rivalries whatever u want to call it now has totally lost the plot. Its not about football anymore just who can get one over the most n this is what brings screwballs like u out the woodwork. Have u ever even played football,i bet u pick up a newspaper n soak up all the bullshit they feed u then start spouting this shite out in order to claw some credibility back to your club at the expense of drumming up some mad desperate story with no facts, u have been tore up for arse paper ! Its not celtics or anyone elses fault rangers got into a mess, so give yourself peace and write a decent blog about bumping the taxman……………….. One word TADGER
My dear dear dear dear Mr C………
Whit a stupendous vehicle (….an automobile, huh? – ed) ….you have given to us mere mortals
on the blogosphere.
Keep a diggin like the guid yin ya’r on the good ship Rangers! .
Mair power to yer elbow.
Goodnight Virginia and Billy Maxwell wherever ye are..
Yer pal Lojo who likes ye a loater.
Lojo
I heard from a guy down the pub that Peter Lawwell once stole a packet of Wotsits from RS McColl when he was in Primary 6. I think the poilce should investigate.
I’ve got an Irish setter, does that mean I can’t have my usual Chinese on a Friday night? I’m confused
Are you Leggo in disguise?
Honestly, your are seriously mad or are you the TPSA? There again, your probably both?
And Neil Lennon once chapped somebody’s door and ran away
Get your facts right. He was in Primary 7. Lazy journalism indeed
Wee Willie Bluenose, I heard you once chapped somebodys door and you WALKED away.
Surely this can`t be true~?
This blog puts the entire Schottish mhedia to shame. 24 hours and you have them on the run.
北方话
“Peter Lawwell once stole a packet of Wotsits from RS McColl”
And RS McColl the founder of the company once played for Ranjurs. In the 1980s the company was bought over by Guinness. The plot thickens.
Neil Lennon and Johan Mjallby run an underground poker game mate. My mate told me that its a 100k buy in and the winnings don’t include PAYE, NI or VAT.
Forward it on to HMRC mate. We’ll get them!!
Unbelievable piece of investigative journalism. Please, i want more. Hilarious. “possibly maybe” genius.
Just read your first blog there too ! U are fking delirious, u must be the only person who asks themselve a question then answers it! Were u talking to the mirror when u did that? You should get in touch with Craig Burley u two could really take journalism by storm !! Next u ll be telling us celtic are being investigated because u have evidence Beram Kayal is a Mossad agent and faked his injury because he s been on a top secret mission in Palestine . Woooooooooof explosive stuff right enough!!
You may want to investigate Celtic’s links with the Mossads… I mean, they signed Israeli Muslim Biram Kayal and since being at Celtic he has broken his arm, nose and ankle!!!!! COINCIDENCE? I think not
Heard kirk clubfoot took a 75% wage cut is he now on the same wage as the Chinese sweatshop children. Rangers now linked to China. I must investigate. As Joey Barton says HELMETS
Never realised until now – but you bunch really, really are ‘the people’.
Can’t believe I pay taxes so people like yourself can spend 24 hours ‘painstakingly’ making a cunt of themselves.
PS. If this is a wind-up then hats off.
If? what do you mean if? Are you on a wind up?
Roy Keane walked out on Ireland at the World Cup in 2002 and never played again. Di Wei signed for Celtic in 2005. How can Roy Keane be Ireland captain in 2005? Did you study journalism with Bill Leckie? That rat that you smell? Check yer skiddy boxers.
Your village is missing an idiot!
I’m addicted. When’s the next instalment? You are genius. Comedy gold. I have not laughed so much at a blog ever. You are my blog fix! Please be a daily blog, please!!
May I suggest that you reference some of Willie possible, though unlikely use of the EBT scheme and Willie Fernies image rights? What about Charlie Tully’s two contracts? I LOVE THIS BLOG!!!
Is this the queue for the post office?
Dear Mr or Mrs Celticheadcase someone told me the moon was made of cheese and I’ve been told but’s not confirmed yet that celtic sell cheese burgers, does that mean they have some kind of mad inter-galactic tax evasion scheme on the go? I demand answers. Smoking gun!
This is investigating. http://www.scotzine.com/2012/03/how-much-would-you-donate-to-save-your-club-how-much-does-it-mean-to-you/
The best bit (of which there are many) is “I’m not going to get involved in whataboutery “. This stuff is gonna get you sent to Carstairs mate.
I’m going to be so disappointed if this blog is a wind-up. I really need you to be serious about this, I really, really do. There is something eerily fascinating in seeing the outer realms of credulous stupidity being tickled and explored.
Please be a Rangers fan and please be for real. I beg you.
哦，不，我們已經轟隆隆！必須讓彼得·Lawell知道，和得到他，以告訴的愛爾蘭的領導者，請參閱，，如果我們可以涵蓋這個高達不知何故。可惜勞動是沒有政府，但我敢肯定，約翰·里德已經得到了他的哥們拉過來一些羊毛somebodys眼睛。
I just hope that Google translate not accessible in the UK, their iron firewall should stop them accessing the Chinese Google
This would be a good blog for trainee trolls to practice on, apart from the author being mentally unstable and the Celtic supporters trolling it without realising, all in adds a lot of laughs to the day.
Oh if you want to reverse troll someone just sign the comments box and add someone else’s email, they’ll then get the blog emailing them.
Brilliant how well the Orcs are at setting things up, for example this blog, or the fighting fund that doesn’t have permission to sell goods at ibrokes this Sunday, will they disregard queen Lizzies laws?
Will the pay the tax due on the money they raise if they break the law?
Will they pay Glasgow City Council the money it’s due or try and bump them like the HMRC.
I don’t know, might have to do a bit of digging!
Quintessentially British – I think not!
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All good trolls set up disposable email addresses to check these things out!
So to reiterate, somebody get a hold of Fat Sally’s email address or one for ibrokes and everybody keep putting that down as the email in the box below the comments, more or less passive trolling, but lets have the blog back fire on it;s masters big hoose!
good plan mate
Timposter surely?
Really keep up the work. As President of the Great Republic of China i want to crush any corruption. I shall keep informed with this website and keep my interior minister up do date and if need be i’ll get the secret police involved. I knew we should have never sent those damned Pandas to Edinburgh zoo. I’m going to recall them as soon as possible.
The mighty Gers will rise again no fear! no surrender! Wont be long til we,re smacking they tattie munchers again.
Celtic avoided paying tax on millions when they fiddled the attendance figures for decades FACT ,it was an open secret HMRC as far as i am aware can only go back 12 years , Making undeclared loans to a public limited company is illegal ,do a bit of digging around the preference shares in the mhankies books and see what you find ,also the connection between GCC selling land to Celtic for £1 was this in the best interests of the residents of the city?If you are going to really get serious you need someone operating within HMRC or Celtic Fc to get them over a barrel ,Good Luck but no doubt Peter perfect has covered his tracks within the SFA !!!
Well said Colin- writing FACT in capital letters obviously means these things you heard in the ludge are true. Take your medicine for tax avoidance and double contracts like a man- Jelly and ice cream helps the medicine go down
Bill Leckie wasn’t afraid to go on record and tell of Celtics fraudulent past ,and guess what no statement from the mhanks and no threat of legal action and we all know why eh !!!
Because nobody takes Bill Leckie seriously?
Bill Leckie FFS – this site is as good as Kenny Powers and he is f**king awesome.
The Chinese pandas at Edinburgh zoo ate too much jelly and ice cream and got ill. Was this the unseen hand of Mr Lawell ? I think you should investigate immediately.
Even more disturbing, as the plot thickens, is that the Head Panda keeper, on loan from the People’s Republic of China is a Mr Fheen – Yun
Colin: could we have link to the Bill “I’d never work for Murdoch” Leckie article please?
Why are Scottish journos so lazy ? They should be on to this.
On 8 aug 1979 Celtic played China at Celtic Park. This is out there guys.
On the same evening the future mr and mrs Du Wei went out on their first date.
Coincidence ? I don,t think so.
Loving this blog. Keep up the good work Declan (It is Declan isnt it?)
I think you definitely maybe allegedly perhaps probably possibly are a complete nutbar but more power to you.
See. A knew the kafflicks where up tae suhim. Keep diggin mate. Am we ye awe ra way
We are a peepul, Nae Surender, we are Mrs Billy’s boys and justice will be done
Id rather follow a team that dodged the tax man than follow a team that allowed its kids to be abused! fact!!!!
Go back to follow follow you uneducated fuckwit
Uneducated? lol, I dont go to the chappel begging for fogivness,talking to some wee perv in a box! Your a dick,and yer team bottled it big time on sunday! Hello,Hello,
Tim Tim Tim….Where do I start? Oh aye….Chapel* forgiveness* lack of spaces between commas and words and no capitalisation on the word Sunday.
FYI, We don’t all go to Chapel to beg forgiveness. That’s the good thing about our family….We are open to all.
I stand by original statement about you being an uneducated fuckwit, and you can add knuckledragger to the list too.
Oops a few spelling errors, sorry on a shakey bus and its very early in the morning.I work for a living. You mention you and your family are very open.lol, Yes to taking it up the arse!
You’re on a bus??? Bwhahahahah. Are you wearing a shellsuit too?
On a bus in Melbourne! Never owened a shell suit in my life! You just stick to the Carlton! Diddy.
If all else fails… Resort to the exagerrated child abuse stories. Imagine my surprise.
Nothing exagerrated about it! Even the Vatican has came out admitting it. Hope you enjoyed the game,Dick…..
I see Derek Rihordan has returned from China, a bit suspicious don’t you think given that the budget has just been announced, was there something in it that might just have made it beneficial for an ex-Celtic player to return from China.
He’s now training with St. Johnstone – very suspicious! We all know that Celtic supporters are exclusively catholic, they check that you have been to mass and been a “good catholic” before letting you in to the ground each week. They pray to saints, Rihordan is at St. Johnston!!!!!
What’s the connection between St Johnston China and Celtic I hear you ask? Well I haven’t found one yet that can be publish, needs to be water tight and legally sound, but if you look at the amount of Chinese restaurants within a 1000 mile radius of Celtic park and of St Jonstones ground, we can see that it’s more or less identical numbers – suspicious? yes I thought so as well.
Now when you add to that the amount of times that both sets of directors have been seen together in public I make it 4 times every season – at least and they split it evenly between each others grounds – suspicious!!! Yes !, but there’s more, both sets of directors drink tea! Yes you’ve got it tea comes originally from China!!!!!!!!
You see the connection! Now don’t let Timmy tell you they drink tea from other parts of the world – tea originated in China so all tea can be traced back there – if you dig deep enough and are as diligent as I am in unearthing the evidence you’ll find the evidence.
Needless to say when I get the evidence that the transfers between Celtic, former Celtic players and Chinese players have been used to import lots of tea and avoid paying tax on it I shall let you all know. I’m close now, very close indeed!
Watch this space!
You people still don’t get it do you? Take a bow celtictaxcase. You are my bright light when all is quiet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Please keep doing this – it is FUCKING hilarious.
Tick tock tick tock tick tock
Bout time you changed that moniker :)))
Oh feck I’ve gone and posted today’s blog in the comments section!
Where’s the edit button, where Ethel she usually helps me with these things.
God Timmy’s going to have field day laughing at me for this stupid mistake, I need to leave off the buckfast a bit or at least not mix it with the pills the doctor person gave me.
Oh for fuckssake I just posted what I was thinking !!! Help somebody tell me how to work this dam editing stuff
Don’t give it away just yet mi Amigo
Timmy was laughing a while back in fairness CTC. You give us plenty to laugh about!
hahaha fucking idiot.
this blog is a testament to care in the community…
the guy is onto something here.
ireland started the celtic tiger, which spread to south korea, who went on to become the asian tiger.
…china wanted some of the action.
china printed a new “little red book” which quotes mao tse tung as saying…they way forward for the pprc was to get du wei and zheng zhi together to play r.keane and r.keane at mahjong.
if the keane’s lost…they would have to get mr desmond to agree to set up a factory to make cchinese lanterns and sell them outside celtic park.
no one was to know about this…so celtic wouldn’t have to pay VAT on the lanterns…the leprachauns who were making the lanterns wouldn’t have to pay PAYE and would get 100 free lanterns at new year…but due to a loophole they actually got 200 lanterns free – 100 for 1st january and 100 for the chinese new year.
anyway…the chinese intended to flood europe with the lanterns…the europeans would all send lighted lanterns into the sky…the americans and russians would see lights in the sky and think they were being attacked by UFO’s and Aliens and they would all hide under their beds…giving the chinese the chance, to pour all the GM produced american soy sauce down the toilet, so they would be able to corner the market and push prices right up. therefor making the balance of trade in their favour, so they could devalue the yuan and grow the economy even more, by selling millions of exra chinese takeaways, but not pay the VAT on the… which would in turn secure the 2008 olympics and help the leprachauns get the contract to make billions of little red flags…so they could sell them and not pay the PAYE on their earnings and the chinese wouldn’t have to pay UK VAT as dermot desmond is a citizen of the irish republic, who squanders all his money in the celtic pubs around celtic park, which is the equivelent of [chinese] money laundering..and he’s managed to get away with it……until now.
the celtictaxcase blog has caught up with DD, Mao Tse Tung, R and R Keane and Celtic.
pity…it was going well for a while!
Do you want tatties with all this mince you’re talking!?
How can you describe something that’s been in the public domain for YEARS as being ‘your expose’?
“…In less than 24 hours of painstaking research though my investigation has went way beyond financial doping and way beyond Celtic Football Club…” – What does this sentence even mean?
“…Why were Chris Killen and Derek Riordan (both signed by Dermot Desmond) plying their trade in China?…” – Because it’s an expanding football market, where footballers can go to play, and which now includes players like Nicolas Anelka. You utter moron.
“…What role do the Keane’s, Zheng Zhi and Du Wei have in all of this?…” – Erm…perhaps football.
“…But what does this mean???!!!…” – That you’re a f*cking idiot.
“…WHAT EXACTLY IS HAPPENING!? At the moment I do not know… ” – Wow. *FACEPALM* Put the crayons down!
“…I’m not going to get involved in whataboutery I will wait until I have actual solid reliable evidence before I accuse Mr Desmond or Celtic FC or China or Ireland or any wrong doing. All I know is that I can smell a rat a mile off in this who sordid web of deceit, lies and maybe backhanders too….” – Have you even read this paragraph back to yourself!? Seriously, if you’re not a WUM then you need f*cking sectioned ya roaster!
Oooops! Wrong blog!
I was looking for StenhousemuirTaxcase.
My bad!
Laters.
Surely your having a laugh ya madman?
Lots of angry insignificant little tims on here venting their pent up anger! Just do what you usualy do and go to confession,and tell the pervert in the wee box all your darkest little secrets. while he masterbates…A couple of hail marys and all is forgiven? Fucken brain washed,brain dead pedo,s. No Surrender!!!!!
You intellectual giant you !
Your so right!
Fuck up. Support your troops by paying your taxes.
Thats the difference scumbag we do support our troops, unlike your cowardly mob!
Why is it that you lot always resort to abuse that relates to Catholicism? And then have the cheek to claim you aren’t Bigots. You’re obsessed with Catholics… Probably have a wee gay fetish, fantasise about encounters in the Chapel!!
Lol you mentioned the gay word! Cant be easy being a fucked up wee tim with that big chip on your shoulder .wondering how gods not helping you! Wont keep you from your kiddie porn.
all the celtic supporters will be laughing on their other face when a load of this material proves to be spot on. they all had a right good laugh until they found out lennon was in business with republican filth, there must be a lot more that has been swept under the carpet.
i’ve always had my doubts about who actually owns lennoxtown
Can’t you read. The Chinese own lennoxtown. Get with the script Baxter.
Lennoxtown is run by the Chinese mafia, didn’t you know? The secretly grow heroin and marijuana underneath the facility. Neil Lennon then acts as a go between for the Chinese and the IRA, as he gets the ‘RA the heroin on the cheap from the Chinese as long as he gets a cut of the Irish sales. Can’t believe you didn’t know that.
The sad part is there are Huns that believe this.
Keep dreaming Huns.
Tick Tock.
Heh Campbell did yer maw and da like soup ?
Pure conedy genius.
Each line better than the last.
For anyone to believe they’ll find a “smoking gun” by simply digging through public records, libraries and wiki sites where any mug can make a change is beyond delusional.
Just because his club is a midden of lies snd scams he thinks others are too.
If nothing else it keeps thd blogger from causing trouble in the streets and gives us a great laugh.
Keep up the good work!!!
Has anyone noticed that Peter Lawelll has slightly oriental eyes……….tell us the truth Mr Lawell…or should I say……. Fu Man chu!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t know what’s more dispiriting, the Gers who can’t see that this is all satire or the Celtic fans that can’t see it’s satire.
Hilariously well-executed, it truly demonstrates the thirst for bad news about other clubs that this can spread so fast, so quickly on a deliberately spurious concept.
I only wish CTC had kept their powder dry a wee bit longer. It would have been so much more hilarious if the gag had been extended a bit more.
Declan, is that you?
What do you think are the most stupid and unnecessary fan base “names”? I mean, I don’t mind them but do we really need them? Did Michael call his fans “Michael’s Zombies”? Did Madonna call her fans “Madonna’s Virgins?” etc…
Beyhive and KatyCats sound absolutely silly and stupid to me lmfao like what even, no offence.
Little Monsters is something I don’t really have an opinion on but I guess it makes sense for Gaga’s fanbase. It kinda relates to her music and image understandably but the new try-hard names keep coming and I feel like they get worse every time.
Did Sally call Barry suppository again.
Guys, I’m receiving a growing creep of messages like, ‘if people are stupid enough to believe Celtic are pimple free, it’s their own fault becasue they are just plain (plane) pane thick’. But is it? If people are genuinely stupid, is it really their fault – should they not be protected too? And what about dyslexics, those with mental health issues, those suffering with senility, the blind and more – do they all get what they deserve too…?
Last night I was on Watchdog, while the majority of people were supportive of my piece, here’s two Tweets that weren’t…
Shove your ‘Mini-Armchair Revolution’ up your arse. People should pay attention to what they are doing. Idiots!”
“I’m sorry but if someone is stupid enough to sign up for something they don’t need then it’s their own fault!”
In fact it wasn’t about ‘signing up’ that was the point, it was on online travel companies who pre-select expensive travel insurance as added extras leaving many paying by default. This specifically contravenes EU auto-add on laws and leaves many paying twice, as they already have annual travel insurance.
More surprising though, were the comments that came through. On air I’d noted these schemes were cleverly designed to make you sign up and were especially dangerous to those unfamiliar with the web, dyslexics or dyscalculia sufferers.
The ‘mini armchair revolution’ bit is a phrase I used to encourage people to take any add on travel insurance issues to the Ombudsman to try and get a precedent ruling against the practice – see the MSE news story, Had travel insurance auto-added? Make a compensation claim.
This isn’t the first time I’ve had similar comments, it has plagued some of the biggest campaigns I’ve been involved in – for example when hearing about PPI reclaiming, I’ve had, ‘why do these people who were stupid enough to sign up get the payout? What do I get for not signing up?’
On bank charges, lots of people said, ‘anyone running up thousands of these penalties must be stupid’, even though the system is designed to entrap people in serious debt.
The list of ‘stupid’ people
So it’s worth thinking about just who these people being accused of stupidity really are. Below is my non-exhaustive list of those who struggle with all these various issues – and therefore according to those who message me are thus stupid and don’t deserve protecting.
•Mental health suffers – 1 in 4 people in the UK suffer at least one mental health problem each year, and may therefore be temporarily incapable of making decisions.
•The blind / partially sighted (when using sites not optimised for their needs).
•Those who are Dyslexic
•Those who are Dyscalculic
•Non-English speakers – People who don’t have English as a first language.
•The learning disabled
•The functionally illiterate
•First time web users
•Alzheimer’s or senility sufferers
•Sleep deprived parents of very young children
•Those with short attention spans – Some people with medical conditions suffer from limited concentration.
•Mental capacity issues
•Financial phobics
•First time consumers – Young people who are only just transacting for the first time.
•People worried about other things – Minds can be distracted, perhaps due to stress, or maybe in the rush to book a flight to see a relative who’s only got a few days to live.
•Those who don’t read every term and condition – Sometimes there are over 5,000 words of legalese, anyone who doesn’t check them…well – just stupid I suppose?
•Those who trust banks – For example those who were told PPI was compulsory and therefore took it out as they thought they had to.
Of course the people in this list are far from stupid – and its offensive to call them that. Many are very bright, high achieving people – some aren’t. Yet all of whom may be caught out at one time or another. And that’s what I find so infuriating about the comments I receive. Its a bit like the quiz shows that say ‘its easy when you know the answer’. We all need to walk in other (wo)mens shoes before we throw such accusations of stupidity around.
I simply don’t get the venom of some who aren’t caught out towards those who have been. Thankfully I’ve never had a bank charge, didn’t get PPI, never has debt problems, and never been trapped by added insurance, but I don’t feel we should leave those who have to suffer.
Of course people must take responsibility for themselves
This isn’t about regulating for the lowest common denominator. My philosophy is still the ‘adversarial consumer society’ which says a company’s job is to make money from us, our job is to try to keep that cash.
So we can’t expect credit card lenders to police responsible borrowing, their job is to flog debt. Instead we must try and be responsible borrowers to protect ourselves. We can’t expect energy companies to keep us warm, their job is to make money for their shareholders, we need to ensure we’re on the best deals.
Yet who protects those who can’t take responsibility for themselves?
Perhaps where I’ve changed since I first started out with the purist view above, is having a growing realisation of the large number of people who permanently or temporarily aren’t capable of taking responsibility for themselves. At that point surely we must expect our politicians and regulators to ensure fair play and options for redress when people are taken advantage of?
Products must be transparent and fair. If I sign up for a holiday online and travel insurance isn’t automatically added, but it does ask me if I want it, then that’s fine. But that doesn’t mean every product needs to super simple. In our complex world sometimes products, especially financial ones, need to mirror that – yet then fair warnings and fair dealings must be mandated.
Of course drawing the line on this isn’t easy. I attended the energy summit earlier this week. The Government’s big call is to switch, as so many people are on the wrong tariff and overpaying their provider. So you could say ‘the energy companies must auto-switch everyone to the cheapest deal’, but for me that’s a tough call – is it too much interfering in competition?
Or the next step along, should we ban 0% credit cards due to the high ‘go to rate’ it jumps to afterwards? Here I’d say that’s a step too far and would damage those getting vastly reduced interest rates in the mean time (and not necessarily help others as they’d be on high rates anyway). Here what’s crucial is how it’s communicated and reminders should be sent before the 0% ends.
So, if I were to try and draw the line I’d perhaps say we must stop activities that entrap people into getting things they don’t want or aren’t aware of, by deliberate manipulation or confusion.
Huns have rights too, even really stupid huns and don’t you forget it.
You really need to get a fucken life !
and we know you didn’t have pylon lights back in the 40’s to guide in the german bombers but you wish you did don’t you. I bet you were all texting your mates back then saying… when that u’boat in the firth run out of petrol, have you got any petrol to spare, there is a german u-boat in the firth sucking fumes and I think I’ve got me a convoy.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read online.
This could become a cult comedy.
Brilliant.
CTC
Why have I got a GREEN blob next to my name?
Fa Sally and Bertie Broomstick have got blue ones, I deserve a blue one, get it sorted m8.
Here’s an angle that should be explored- with Duff and Phelps costing ra gers a couple of hundred grand a week and now losing £250,000 in costs for the desperation court case- with no sign of them being any closer to dodging paying back any of the tax or other big bills- are they really undercover agents for celic? Think of it- Duff, obviously short for Duffy- a feenyin name if ever I heard one, and Phelps- almost an anagram for papal. Its obvious when you know where to look
Declan be careful – loose lips sinks ships Rule Britannia
hilarious! Stupid Timmy:
पवित्र बकवास!
समस्या के मूल The root cause कारण यह है कि तुम चूसते you suck.
दोस्त, एक Dallas जीवन मिलता है.
मेरे गधे हँस रहे (LMAO) बंद! Juninho 5,000,000
HMRC कैसे हो साथी
तुम उल्लू , royal flushमैं मुसीबत में हूँ
This is really messed up यह सच में गड़बड़ कर दी है
बीमार कुलटा! Terry Hurlock
Yo mama’s so fat, when she jumped in joy, she got stuck. यो माँ Roger Hynd बहुत मोटा है, जब वह खुशी में कूद गया, वो Scott Symon फंस गया
nuclear screw up जॉर्ज झाड़ी खिचड़ी भाषा उच्चारण परमाणु
nudge nudge wink wink woody worker
CTC
u’ve still got that GREEN BLOB, whits the hampden??? I told you to sort it.
Have you considered investigating Henrick Larrson’s alleged hidden contract with a Tongue Cleaner manufacturer? I’m sure that none of the huge income accured was declared to HMRC- Why do you think Larrson was determined to score so often – so he could stick out his tongue and show everyone the benefits of oral hygiene and at the same time pocket a large tax free bonus.
hahaha what an absolute rocket you are pal, seriously leave off the weed and go do something constructive with your life.
All these comments are really amusing but let’s be serious for a moment. The writer is clearly a Rangers supporter with a grudge, so what new. This is mandatory and the grudge is usually inserted at the time of the first lobotomy and just after the hate feedback loop develops. This of course is well known as the entry procedure for the orange lodge and gives the applicant the right to make up history as they go along.
As we all know real Rangers supporters will soon be extinct although they may enforce the name on some other unsuspecting group of players. But we all know the Gers will be dead and gone, just like King Billy. So have some sympathy for this dying breed, ranting is just another part of senility after all.
Readers take note that the writer can actually write, spell and has heard of China, so this immediately casts doubt on its authenticity, or it proves that monkeys could indeed wright the complete works of Will Shakespeare.
I understand much of this but what have they got against the pigmies? Otherwise known as the we arra people!
Rangers supporter with a grudge?
Are you sure it isn’t a celtic fan trolling and doing a very good job at having a laugh ??
The site is clearly a parody no?
😉 Lulz
In ten years you will still mourn the passing of the….erm……mighty rangers…….in twenty years you will still be digging coz you still can’t come to terms with the hoops 20 in a row…..in 100 years you will be dead……and no one will remember Ibrox, rangers or super Sally…….your beloved gers will pop up on wiki but only when you mis spell on google……….no one will have heard of you…or care….as for the hoops….we will be fed up eating jelly and ice cream long past. Bring on Sunday, and wipe your tears with your two quid flags!
As for the blog……fn hilarious
Hail, hail!
Nonsense! Just like your false religion! Brain washed, abused, and fucked up,no wonder the chip on your shoulder weighs you down. Your arse must glow in the dark. All they dirty beasts yov,ve begged forgivness too! Fucken insignificant little tim,
Wiping my tears was it? Well yes tears of laughter,watching that we fucken oddity lennon getting all up set! 3~2, We are the people! Never forget that!!!!!
False religion? Eejit! I’m more proddy than you’ll ever be. Religion is nothing…….like your club….gone!
Have you ever been in a church…….because it’s time to start praying.
Hail, hail………..championees!
Anyway, cling on to the dregs of the shambles that is your club……….shame of football.
Patrick season tickets are priced competitively next year………buy one!
No you just wish you were Proddy! Church? Prayers? Your fucked up,canny help yourself! As for Partick,I live in the other side of the world.I left that shit hole years ago,after your mob ruined it.No Surrender!!!!!
Aah!…….a loyal supporter?…….never been to a game for years but can still pass judgement……..no surrender??……..the battle cry of the linguistically challenged.
Religion?…………..funny how you mentioned it first……seems like you associate football with it……then again…you don’t live in scotland…..Thailand?…….enjoying it there?…..
A typical martyr……….all red, white and blue and never a hand in your pocket to help the club you love, so to speak, and a reason why your club is sinking…….fans like you!
Top of the morning to ya!!
Tut tut little Bhoy, I was attending Ibrox from a boy,in the days of lifts over the bar,70,s 80,s 90,s 2000.Remember the Kelly family making an arse of it with your mob.Unlike you I have a great life,this shit keeps me amused on my way to work,thats when you get up in the morning and earn a living by the way! Gers are indeed the team I support. Love? Na thats the uneducated brain washed tim coming out you. Just you stick to believing that lifes all about your team and the chapel. And of course No Surrender!
TH….at last you got one thing right! I don’t work…….retired at 45……sold my company, and would you know it, the new director pays me an advisory retainer…and you are right again….I have a great life…….I certainly don’t intend to work again……..braw!
Working in the Thai bars aint a job…..but seems to me you are making a few quid. Hope you are paying your taxes!
The Kelly family had more in the biscuit tin than your rotten mob have in total…….and you know it….and it eats away at you. Your team is broke…..your fans won’t help….but keep mentioning religion…….it’s all you seem to have. Nothing else!
I see you attended a few games back then! And didn’t pay….as i said, never dipped your hand into you pocket except to fumble your nuts…..
My, my TH, bitter to the end……..at least it’ll soon be over………any thoughts on a new name? R.I.P.
By the way………it’s fkn snowing!
Fck,n snowing! You had the sun oot last week! That,ll be the trains and buses off then? Anyway Im in Aus, well away from all the nonsense that goes on in the gold fish bowl.If what you say is true about selling your company then fair enough. I wouldnt get up and go to work either. No S ah forget it!
Hey…….just remember, and this is fact, it’s not the tims that want to see your club go under, it’s all the other sodden clubs. Yes we can gloat, but it’s all banter. The old firm have been winding each other up for decades. The vileness comes from Dundee utd, Aberdeen and so on. I should know, I live in tayside. Whether we like it or not, if the bears go under the rivalry has gone, the banter has gone and the spl becomes laughing stock. Yep…….it pains me to say it…..but we need you mob. I can remember my first old firm game back in the 70s (0-0), came away thinking…….this is what football is all about, not the crappy games but the rivalry, the singing and the bragging rights.
I listen to the other fans, they want your club to die, and Celtic to bugger off to England. Then they can share meaningless championships amongst themselves, with no tv money and the poorest coefficient in Europe……..sad but true.
Anyway, love auz, especially Tasmania,…..lucky bastard!
Bonny scotland……..22 degrees last week and 3-4 inches of snow yesterday.
Hail hail, and a that!
Oh….and if you google tommy burns funeral…..look at the coffin bearers. Peter grant, Danny mcgrain etc, but also Walter and Ally. Says something about oor clubs!
Here,Here, 100% The first game I ever saw was Partick v Bolton in the Int cup at a sold out firhill,ha, Then Gers v Clydebank,davie cooper stood out for the bankies.1st auld firm game the tic won at Ibrox,but like you the chants and the singing lived in my head long after the game,thst was me hooked. If the gers go down then the tic would just stick a reserve team out every week. As I said I agree with you 100% regarding the other teams. the spl has been crap for years,can you just imagine no auld firm.lol Yes love Aus Melbourne. Not been to Taz yet although have heard many good things .Ive got a sister in Dundee,ha.
Tommy Burns I hated him as a player only because he usualy always played a blinder! against the Gers.But nothing but respect for him as a man. He was also a funny guy good patter. Was great at Scotland with the coaching.
Here big yin! As I was saying……..the other clubs want your mob penalised……and heavily too. SPL are looking to the clubs to vote on harsher sanctions for administration and liquidation. Strange they do this at a time when a preferred bidder was to be announced………one step forward and three steps back!
Was speaking to a few utd supporters and they want their pound of flesh…..if the new penalties are enforced then they see it as a way in to Europe for the next couple of seasons. And…….believe it or not, they are moaning about st Johnstone putting up their prices for the next tayside derby…..what a cheek!! The Arabs have been inflating prices for old firm fans for as long as I can remember.
Hailstones today……….bet you miss oor weather.
Btw……..have relations in nsw, just sold their farm and are moving to Melbourne.
Aaahhhh…….the bay at Melbourne………full of bloody jellyfish!!!
P.s. does anyone have a spare pound? ……..I wanna buy a fitba team!
CTC I want a green blob. Can I swap wi Sammy?
I’m not sure what is funnier: the blog or the morons getting all up in arms about it
Very well done, excellent parody
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